ca:p2PZeGmPuRUW8Qk2wquhjnmkhemTo3eF6xLwE2opump
the hairiest mistake on Solana. It’s like fartcoin, but we shaved a cat and glued it to the blockchain. This ain’t DeFi, it’s DeFur. Born from meme chaos, furball energy, and one too many energy drinks. Soft? Yes. Sensible? Absolutely not. Rug? Maybe. But at least it’s a fuzzy one..Grab your bags, pet your screen, and join the fluffening. Powered by paws, launched by toots, and spiritually guided by a raccoon in a hoodie. FURTCOIN is not financial advice, it’s a lifestyle.
Tokenomics? More like FUR-onomics:
Total Supply: too much
Burn Mechanism: we light random tokens on fire and howl at the moon
Holder Rewards: warm fuzzy feelings (and maybe some snacks)
Liquidity: wetter than a dog in a bathtub
Staking: coming soon (we think) – stake your FURTCOIN, grow a tail
The Roadmap (aka “The Fluffpath”):
Phase 1: Launch FURTCOIN, confuse everyone
Phase 2: Meme the fluff outta Twitter
Phase 3: Merch drop (furry socks and mystery sniff boxes)
Phase 4: Partner with questionable influencers
Phase 5: Accidentally take over Solana
Phase 6: FURTCOIN on Mars
JOIN THE FLUFF FORCE
Tired of real projects with actual goals? Same. Join FURTCOIN, where logic goes to die and vibes come to thrive. Become part of the world’s first decentralized fur cult powered by memes, farts, and zero accountability.
Whether you're a degen, a doge enjoyer, or just accidentally clicked the wrong link — you’re one of us now. There’s no roadmap back. Only forward. Into the fluff.
Buy. Hold. Yell. Shed. Repeat.
The fluffening has begun.